True, that!

There's an older Asian lady pumping gas at the station I usually frequent.  She's a kick, and we have developed a mutual appreciation society.  She was working when I stopped by yesterday.  "What'd you do?" she asked, pointing at my cast.
"I was helping my husband move a bed into the house and I missed my footing going up onto the porch.  Broke my wrist."
"Mmmmhmm," she said, nodding wisely.  "would have been cheaper to hire someone."

She's so right!